Why Doesn't Nick Jonas Want Us To See His Package?
Nick Jonas' steamy new GQ spread features the youngest Jo-Bro grabbing his penis, thus shielding it from view. He pulled a similar stunt (with less clothes) for his sizzling Flaunt Magazine cover a few months back. This uncharacteristically shy behavior has got us thinking, "Does Nick not want us to see his bulge?" And if so, why not?
Perhaps he's learned a lesson from the whole Bieber photoshop controversy. But he's not Bieber so he has nothing to worry about. Plus, we know he wants to show us. He's been dropping hints for months now.
July 30, 2013
A photo posted by @nickjonas on Jul 30, 2013 at 12:00pm PDT
He said he never does this but he clearly wanted to show off his rock solid bod and dropped his pants a little bit lower to ease in his audience.
September 4, 2014
On top of #JEALOUS coming out on September 8th here's a promo pic for Kingdom. Premiere on October 8th Uma foto publicada por @nickjonas em Set 4, 2014 at 5:54 PDT
Stupid Instagram needs to allow bigger dimensions with photos because this could've been THE ONE. He must have tried to expose the bulge for real in this photo but got too lazy once his package got cut off. (ouch)
September 30, 2014
A photo posted by @nickjonas on Sep 30, 2014 at 2:33pm PDT
When this Flaunt cover came out, we knew he was ready. As we chanted "SHOW US THE REAL THING" from our desks, we sadly had to accept that a national magazine would not show a man's penis in real life and we get it. But that doesn't mean we weren't still pissed.
January 22, 2015
After months of going back and forth between showing his johnson or nah, Jonas suited up completely in this month's GQ style section and left a small "I'm sorry I chickened out but I'm grabbing my crotch to show you all I'm still thinking about you" message and we're not okay. Hey Nick, sometimes in life you have to be brave and go balls out for your fans. Literally. We'll be waiting.
Don't be jealous Olivia Culpo...
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[Photo: GQ & Flaunt Magazine]