You Won't Believe These Crazy Hollywood Jobs Actually Exist

Kim Kardashian

Justin Bieber

Oprah

Mila Kunis

Russell Crowe

Pink

Mariah Carey

Nelly

Metallic

Ludacris

Mary-Kate Olsen

Queen Elizabeth II

Elvis Presley

Mark Wahlberg

Cee Lo Green

Rod Stewart

Personal assistants, bodyguards, hair stylists, and makeup artists are child's play compared to other bizarre celebrity employment opportunities. When you're as famous as Kim Kardashian, as successful as Mariah Carey, or as royal as Queen Elizabeth II, you hire people to do everything. A human alarm clock? Duh. Someone to protect and care for your bras? Obviously. A coach to school you in the ways of life? Why not. For the rich and famous, there's no limit to spending or entourage size. Hop into the gallery above to see some of the oddest jobs and most extreme ways celebs spend their hard-earned cash when they're not partying like we know they can.

Take a look at the security detail tasked with protecting America's first family: Kimye.

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