In case your world wasn't rocked hard enough when TMZ broke the news that Kylie Jenner is pregnant with boyfriend Travis Scott's baby, I've got some news for you: Khloe Kardashian is pregnant with boyfriend Tristan Thompson's baby, Us Weekly reports. Khloe and Tristan have been dating since September 2016.
If what sources are saying is true, three out of the five Kardashian-Jenner sisters are pregnant. Kim is reportedly expecting via surrogate in January, while Kylie is expecting her baby in February. I don't know what to do. Is this one big Kardashian stunt? Is Kris Jenner f-cking with us? Did the sisters make a pregnancy pact? Is Kendall Jenner next? I can't breathe.
Naturally, Twitter had a lot to say on the matter:
I am beyond frazzled. This is just unkind. My heart can't take this kind of news. I feel like an old Victorian woman who needs to loosen her corset and get some smelling salts, stat!
We're still waiting on confirmation (For. All. Three. Pregnancies.) from the Kardashian Kamp. But remember this day as the day that Kris Jenner sent us all to an early grave.