Kendall Jenner and Nick Jonas Are Dating and the World Might, Quite Literally, Explode

World, we introduce you to the newest, most blazing couple that will most definitely pose a threat to global warming: Kendall Jenner and Nick Jonas. Well, E! did the introducing, but you get the point.

Yes, friends. After breaking it off with superbae Olivia Culpo in June, Nick has moved on to the most levelheaded Kardashian-Jenner, with legs that go beyond his time. You can thank Gigi Hadid, who's dating Joe Jonas, and reportedly set the two up. Although sources say the couple is "very new," let's think about the impact it will have on the environment, and more importantly, our lives.

Based on physical appearance alone, their combined hotness is summed up by this:

Nick's sexual singing makes us feel like:

And Kendall's fierce model pose like:

And, like, how can the world's hottest people also be the sweetest?

Imagine their perfect offspring.

But wait. Why didn't we think of this sooner?

Whatever. The point is, it's happening.

So get your sunscreen, because it's suddenly feeling hot as shit in here.

Like, blistering.

And I think your clothes just fell off. You're welcome.