Happy 34th Birthday, Kourtney Kardashian! Check Out The 34 Sexiest Shots Of The Hot Mama
We always knew that Kourtney Kardashian is super hot, but we never really realized how much of a badass she is until this past year. Why, you ask? The fact that she birthed her second child Penelope by pulling it out of the womb herself. Pretty badass.
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Oh hey, speaking of asses (zing!) the eldest Kardashian sister stared in a new reality spin-off with her sister Kim called Kourtney and Kim Take Miami (not to be confused with Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, or Kourtney and Kim Take New York). The series featured plenty of new bikinis, and Kim's adorable kitten named Mercy (RIP *tear*). But on the other hand it did feature Scott Disick dude, but hey, nothing's perfect!
Between all of the babies, television, tabloid drama and family beefing, it's been a busy year for Kourtney...but then again we'd expect nothing less from the Kardashians. In honor of the super sexy mama's 34th birthday today, we've assembled her 34 sexiest photos of all time. Head up to the gallery above and enjoy!
[Photo: Splash News Online/Shape Magazine]