Joan Rivers Remains In Stable But Critical Condition, Kendall Jenner Wants To Change Her Name + More In Today's Last Lap

Joan Rivers remains in critical condition after she stopped breathing during a throat surgery this morning, Kendall Jenner wants to leave her Kardashian-Jenner reputation behind, Zach Galifianakis and Louis C.K. are co-creating a new comedy series about a clown and more in today's Last Lap.

  • Joan Rivers is in stable, but critical condition since being hospitalized this morning after she stopped breathing during throat surgery. [CBS]
  • UPDATE: Joan Rivers is in critical but stable condition. Keeping her in our thoughts and prayers.— E! Online (@eonline) August 28, 2014

  • Kendall Jenner wants to be professionally known as Kendall. News flash: You are not Madonna. [Complex]
  • Zach Galifianakis and Louis C.K. are bringing a new comedy called Baskets to FX. [Vanity Fair]
  • There were only 22 people at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding. [E!]
  • Kristen Stewart says people "don't know d--k s--t" about her life in a new interview. Alright, then. [US Weekly]
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  • Cristiano Ronaldo becomes even more perfect by winning UEFA's "Best Player in Europe" award for the first time. [NBC]
  • Photos have surfaced of Paula Patton flashing her nipples in a sheer dress at an Emmys after party. [E!]
  • ABC releases a new but strange Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. billboard in L.A. [EW]
  • Peyton Manning of the Denver Broncos was fined $8,200 by the NFL for taunting during a preseason game. [SI]
  • [Photo Credit: Getty]