"Polka Face": Who Was the Most "Oktoberfest"-ive on Episode 7 of 'Off Pitch'?
It may be May, but this week on Off Pitch it was Oktoberfest. As it turns out, Oktoberfest is a big deal in La Crosse, Wisconsin. Instead of being just a day of drinking and dirndl-wearing, it's an entire week of drunken revelry and polka culminating in a parade. Naturally, the Grand River Singers got involved, courted the press and tried to impress the judges with their Oktoberfest-themed singing and dancing.
Unfortunately, GRS didn't win any awards for their efforts, but that doesn't mean they didn't give it their all. So who was the most Oktoberfest-ive on tonight's episode?
Aubrey
Sure, she doesn't know Bohemia is part of the Czech Republic and that it borders Germany, but Aubrey really, really embraces Oktoberfest like it's her lifeblood. Drinking by 6:00 am, drunk by 7:30pm and writhing around in a dirndl? Totally Oktoberfest.
Erin
Look, Erin takes Oktoberfest very seriously. Her family was once in the Royal Court. She wants the hems dropped on the dresses because she RESPECTS a week long event for public drinking, okay? She's very Oktoberfest.
Steven
It was Steven's very first Oktoberfest and he gladly embraced the beer soaked experience by climbing onto a picnic table, cup in hand, and by becoming emotionally touched by the experience of being in the parade.
Vanessa
Like Aubrey, Vanessa sees Oktoberfest as a major event to display how hot she is. When Tim & Rob alter the dresses to be longer, she ropes in Erin to help make hers shorter, because God wanted her to be hot and by God, she will be.
So, who was the most Oktoberfest-ive?
It's Aubrey!
Look, everyone gave it their all, but Aubrey is practically the living, breathing, dirty (polka) dancing embodiment of all that is great, fun and noble about Oktoberfest.
Of course, you can feel free to disagree.
Who do YOU think was the most Oktoberfest-ive in tonight's episode of Off Pitch?
Off Pitch's Season Finale airs tonight, Wednesday, May 22 at 10:30/9:30 C!