20 Times Rihanna Was Inappropriately Sexy With Unsexy Things On Instagram

By Kat George

November 16, 2013 / 9:00 AM

Rihanna Sexy Instagram with Her Grandfather

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Halloween Cake

Rihanna Sexy Instagram with a Flower

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Abu Dhabi Mosque

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Elephant Kisses

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Africa Quad Bike

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Cape Town Aquarium

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Giraffe Africa

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Pussy

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Police Singapore

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Mufasa Butt

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Friend

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Beach Bum

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Morocco Wall

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Canadian Tuxedo

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Cake Lipstick

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Kid

Rihanna Sexy Instagram Chris Brown

Rihanna is to everything as Joey Tribiani is to grandma's chicken salad — she somehow manages to make anything and everything sexy as hell, and her Instagram presents a treasure trove of evidence to support this thesis. From seductively draping herself over her grandfather to making sexual gestures with phallic objects at the Aquarium in Cape Town; from kissing elephant trunks in Africa and offending by being too sexy at a mosque in Abu Dhabi, Riri is the queen of excessive, untameable sexuality.

Even if she tried, Rihanna doesn't possess an un-sexy bone in her body. You could hand her a plate of croutons and a baby with a crap-filled diaper and somehow she'd make the whole arrangement look like a soft-core porn centerfold. I don't know what it is exactly that makes Rihanna reek of sex the way she does — it's not like she's the only woman on earth with sultry eyes, a killer body and devil-may-care attitude. Rihanna's rampant sexuality is innate, enchanting and unnerving all at once, but we really wouldn't have it any other way.

[Photo: Instagram]