When Reports Surface That Eva Mendes Is Having Ryan Gosling's Baby, The Earth Weeps

Wednesday has officially been canceled due to the news that Eva Mendes is allegedly pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby. OK! magazine first reported that Eva is seven months pregnant with Baby Goose's child, and that the entire thing is a "dream come true" for the happy couple. If love and babies and morning sickness are so great, then why do I feel so bad? 

Was I wrong to waste time hoping that after the 10-year anniversary of The Notebook, Ryan and ex-girlfriend Rachel McAdams would reconnect, only to ride off into the sunset like shirtless Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez? I know they broke up in 2008. And, yes, Ryan and Eva can be cute together, both on screen and off (see below).

[caption id="attachment_426785" align="aligncenter" width="615"] [Photo Credit: Splash News][/caption]They're also both ridiculously good looking. They really should procreate if only to bring more beauty into this sad and ugly world.

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And maybe I can already picture him being a very supportive father, in the delivery room and on Saturday afternoons when he treats his baby boy or girl to be named later to ice cream after his or her soccer game. But if Ryan is about to say goodbye to his single life of breaking up random street fights and refusing to eat cereal, he should be doing it with Rachel, right? RIGHT? Don't believe every Nicholas Sparks film you watch, I guess. Now excuse me while I go sob into my tube of Wite-Out.

Luckily I'm not the only one with a lot of feelings right now.

Seeing random girls crying? Eva Mendes is apparently having Ryan Gosling's baby.

— Alanna Glicksman (@aglicksman) July 9, 2014

RYAN GOSLING IS NOT HAVING MY BABY WHAT IS LIFE WHAT IS LIFE WHAT IS LIFE. Well he is now a hot DILF. — Miss Marilyn (@MarilynSaid) July 9, 2014

I'm so sad @RyanGosling is becoming a dad b/c 1. I'm not the love child 2. I'm not carrying the love child 3. It's not with Rachel McAdams

— Lauren Ashley (@laurenash19) July 9, 2014

Eve Mendes is having a baby with Ryan Gosling and that sound you just heard was my heart shattering— Hugginkiss (@amandaofdorne) July 9, 2014

According to some rumors, Ryan Gosling is about to become a baby daddy. Excuse me while I go drink some margaritas & forget about my sorrows— Erika Ehm (@holaimerika) July 9, 2014

imnotokimnotokIMNOTOK MT @radar_online: BREAKING: @evamendes is seven months pregnant with @RyanGosling’s child: http://t.co/bybZDKfSeE— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) July 9, 2014

Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez are naked, Ryan Gosling's gonna be a dad? Everything is weird.

— MTV Buzzworthy (@MTVBuzzworthy) July 9, 2014

If you're a bird, I'm a bird, Ryan. But please confirm or deny whether you're two months away from diaper duty as soon as you can. This is information that the world needs to know!

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