13 Photos Of Victoria Beckham Hating Literally Everything

Written by Christopher Rosa

Let's face it: Victoria Beckham is the most fabulous entity on this goddamn planet. The former Spice Girl-turned-fashionista never looks less than runway ready whenever she leaves the house. However, could it kill her to smile just a little bit? You're married to David Beckham! Why are you not smiling every day?

In honor of Posh Spice's birthday, we are asking her for a present (a little backwards, but whatevs). Give us a grin! A laugh! At the very least, you can smize.

Until that day comes, check out these 13 A+ Victoria grimaces. (Maybe play a little "Let Your Head Go" in the background to set the mood.)

Thanks for coming to my show, or whatever.

Did I say you could look at me?

Go away.

Keep your peasant hands away from my face.

Too chic to speak.

THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE.

Look on, plebeians. I know how it thrills you.

Too cold to give a damn.

Blocking out the joy.

Casting a spell on you right now.

Why the hell am I here? I hate sports.

Get out of here with your smiles.

No actually, I'm walking away from you.