Golden Showers: Jackie Christie's Recap Of This Week's 'Basketball Wives LA'
During this season of Basketball Wives LA, the VH1 Blog is happy to have Jackie Christie guest blogging her thoughts to every episode of the show. This week she talks about her confusion over the Draya and Chani situation, her terror of the zombie mud run, and, or course, her cognac empire.
Wow!! After what happened last week, this episode was a great change of pace!! But first, we were reminded of the hell that broke loose between all of us in Palm Springs...
The opening credits of our show always gives me goose bumps! Heck, I never know what to expect! Sundy and I arrived at Brittish''s place because we had to bring her up to speed on the whole Palm Springs doozie of a trip. And Brittish was not at all happy about not being invited, but I quickly had the ladies do woosah to get us back on the same page.
Malaysia and Draya are working out yet again! And their conversation was at best hilarious calling folks old hoes and passing folks to the homie and so on.... And they even discussed how certain things make me explode! ;-)
And after all the drama of what was going on with me and the girls, it felt amazing to shift gears back to my cognac! So Doug and I had Nick, our sculptor for my Cognac bottle, come over to our home so we could get the design of the bottle going, and I also invited Sundy to stop by to see what I had planned:-)) Of course names for my liquor had to be discussed and they hated my ideas! Like Golden Showers!! "What," I thought to myself, "is wrong with that name?!?"
A meeting with Draya was on the top of my list for this episode. I had a lot to discuss with her after Palm Springs, when she shared with me that she struggled with getting past the whole betrayal aspect of her relationship, and I was glad to hear her say it was her guy with Chani, not his friend. It was a great start, I thought, to getting past that whole issue. But like I said, I came in peace, and then she sprung her surprise invite on me! LOL. I was concerned when she asked me to come, as I thought I was her worst enemy at the time! I immediately asked if there was water involved, because I'm not a good swimmer! And with those woman and water, that would not be a good situation, LOL --- not sure why! But hey, I agreed to attend to see what she had in mind...
Meeting Hakop, to show him my idea for my Cognac bottle was weighing heavy on my mind. I was sooo excited to share the design I had our sculptor Nick do, of Doug and I, and I just knew he would LOVE IT! So I made this whole presentation and made sure all eyes were on me and my stunning masterpiece before I revealed it to them.
And Wrong was I!! He absolutely hated it! He even said "I don't want to hurt your feelings," and of course I put on a brave face and proceeded to ask if he would think it over, and he agreed. Whoosh! Glad that was over!
Chani and I headed over to the hair salon to see Sundy, when I decided to catch Chani up on what happened in Palm Springs and what Draya had to say, which goes completely to the left! And Chani didn't give me her blessing to try to talk to Draya and work things out, she felt i needed to cut her off for good.
And now...Me, Sundy and the girls arrive at the mud run. My heart is beating 100 miles an hour not sure what the heck is in store, then Draya walks up with the most horrific make up ever on her face. I had to ask her what the heck was she doing?? After a brief explanation, the festivities got underway, and all hell broke out. We were lined up at a rope at the entrance to the field that you have to make it through all the while running for your life! People screaming, yelling, grunting! Boy was I scared! I wasn't sure if I'd make it out without getting my flags taken but I lost only one! And it wasn't long before the girls had to get some things off their chest!
My decision to have an impromptu meeting with Chani and Draya was hard for me as neither really wanted to meet, but Chani was tired of being lied on and wanted to clear the air. I decided it was a good time to get the two of them together in private and let them discuss everything and the false rumors, etc. to somehow bring closure once and for all... But of course that went sour from the beginning and chaos ensued, but not before Draya admitted yet once again that it was the boyfriend --- no the friend --- no the boyfriend --- that was calling, texting, and occasionally seeing an of course passing on Chani?! Wait, huh???
Hold on to your seat & STAY TUNED FOR MUCH MORE TO COME!
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