Columbus Short's serious crime sitch isn't even close to being handled. Looks like the former Scandal star isn't headed behind bars after pleading no contest yesterday for a felony assault, but he's on three years probation which means he's STILL OUT THERE.
In March 2014, Short punched a guy at a West L.A. restaurant, knocking him unconscious and breaking his nose. Since he's not going to jail, here's what he is dealing with:
He may be on his best behavior, but still. NO ONE IS SAFE.