Wait—Who Did Amy Schumer Try to Have Phone Sex With Last Night?

There's no question Amy Schumer is a GD goddess, and now we have definitive proof she is literally every single one of us. Because she just did something we all would absolutely do: ask the Bachelor to have phone sex.

The Trainwreck comedian/casual queen called into ABC's After Paradise Monday night to congratulate the recently-announced Bachelor Ben Higgins on his new title. “Ben, I am so excited for you. I hope you find love,” she said. Awww, what a sweet message from the closest thing Earth has to a sunshine princess.

But then Amy cut to the chase, because her thirst (and ours, tbh) was real AF. “Do you want to have phone sex right now?” she asked Ben. BAM. Did it. Icon.

Obviously, she was just being funny, but we appreciate Amy's gusto. If we all took a page out of the Schumer handbook and just asked the people who made us parched to phone bang up front, we'd be much happier humans.

An inspiration to us all.