2017 was a weird year all around. We have a reality television star for a president, it was the year that Hollywood literally came undone, celebrities are feuding left and right, fidget spinners took over the world and there is a talking robot who might murder us all. But if you were worried that VH1 stars decided to make this the year that they toned it down a little, have no fear. Our faves delivered this year from bringing ridiculous props to their confrontations, to random hookups we didn't know could happen in our wildest dreams. Here are our favorite moments, presented in no particular order. Warning: Things get weird.
When Usher made a joke to Martha Stewart about eating fish for the rest of his life and it went right over Martha's head.
We all know that things can get a little wild on Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party but when Usher was asked to pick one thing to eat for the rest of his life, the singer couldn't resist making a dirty joke. Luckily, Martha was not scandalized and the joke went right over her head. LaLa Anthony, Diddy, and Snoop Dogg however, definitely caught the joke.
When Kat and Ryan were at the lake house on Black Ink Crew: Chicago and Ryan said that "if his d-ck was out it was gonna stay out" even though he was very much with Rachel...
Everyone was lit at the lake house, but no one more than Charmaine. But when she went to puke, she caught Kat and Ryan in a precarious situation.
When Karlie Redd got on stage in Jamaica and, uh, danced.
Karlie Redd got invited up on stage to show her friend, Spice, if "the sheets in Atlanta are the same sheets like the ones in Jamaica." Needless to say, we saw a whole lotta Karlie in this clip.
Cisco getting caught with his socks off and lipstick on his head while Teairra yelled, "I ain't NEVER seen you with your socks off!"
Cisco Rosado was back in his Creep Squad mode when he tried to play Teairra this season of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood. When she showed up and caught him red handed with Amber, Teairra delivered the best one-liner of the season to a lipstick-headed Cisco.
When Stacey Chambers and Carmina met again on Baller Wives and there was a penis lollipop involved in their spat.
Stacey Chambers and Carmina had some serious issues on Baller Wives, which all culminated in Stacey handing Carmina a literal penis pop. But then the pop was thrown like a damn gauntlet and it was all down hill from there. Probably one of the weirdest reasons drinks were thrown this year.
When Hazel-E brought a bag of dildos to Safaree on Love & Hip Hop Hollywood and we were frazzled for him.
Everyone likes to bring a good prop to a confrontation, but Hazel-E brought it to a whole new level when she walked into a party with a bag full of dildos.
When Joseline was dating Miss Nikki Baby and called her a "freak" who would want to have pregnant sex with her when she came to visit.
First of all, it's already a little weird that Joseline is working out and casually talking with her trainer about having pregnant sex. To top it all off, she has to go and say, "We all know my baby a freak." Lawd, help us all. We didn't, but now we do.
When we were feeling emotional during Joseline's baby shower...and then they brought out the cake.
The best part of any party is the cake (fight me on it) but this one is a little suspect. Here, take another look:
I'm sorry, this is the weirdest cake of 2017. I'm calling it. The pasties, the baby coming out of her va-jay-jay. It's a lot.
When Jackie had a sit down with Shaunie, Evelyn, and Tami on Basketball Wives and put on a muzzle.
Jackie knew that she was going to have a hard time staying quiet when she met with Shaunie, Evelyn, and Tami...so she brought a little prop:
That's right. She brought a muzzle for herself.
Safaree and New York did what in the bathroom of the Scared Famous house?
There's nothin' wrong with Tiffany and Safaree gettin' it on in the bathroom (although, it's a haunted house so like, how safe is that?) but it is one of the weirdest pairings we've seen this year.
Well, all we have to say is this: Stay weird, VH1 stars. Stay weird.
Maybe the cast of Love & Hip Hop will inspire you with their past New Years Resolutions.