Kourtney Kardashian Dumped Scott Disick in the Most Boss Way Possible

News broke yesterday that Kourtney Kardashian and Burger King pioneer Scott Disick called it quits after roughly a decade of dating. TMZ reports that Scott's recent interest in paaaaaartying mixed with him getting all sorts of cozy with ex-girlfriend Chloe Bartoli over the weekend is why Kourtney kicked him to the curb. Byeeeee.

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But The Gossip Table has learned through HollywoodLife.com that Kourtney's method of breaking up with Scott is even better than the break-up itself. Sources say that K actually did the deed via TEXT. MESSAGE. This is extremely fitting for someone whose emotional state is mysterious AF.

In our mind, this is how the exchange went down:

Kourtney: Hi

Scott: WAZZZZZZZZUP HON?!

Kourtney: You're a child and I'm so done with you

Scott: WHZZAT R YA TLKIN BOUT?

Kourtney: I'm dumping you, bye

Scott: HUH

Scott: KOURTNEY

Scott: KOURTNEY?!?!?

BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN KWEEN.