"We Gonna Send Your Ass Back To London and All Your Bridges Gonna Burn": No One Is Here For Asia In This Week's Check Yourself

Mariahlynn and Swift both agree Cardi B is mad Bronx for how she handled the situation with Asia in this week's Check Yourself for Love & Hip Hop. In case Asia didn't believe Cardi, she sure did find out just how reg/deg Cardi could be, or not. Swift didn't even peep just how fast Cardi kicked off her shoes in the heat of the moment. All Mariahlynn could say after watching Asia get dragged is, "Welcome to New York." Welp!

When it comes to DJ Self, Mariahlynn is sick of him with this contract sitch and is just about ready to swing him by his er, um...sausage. I guess any other body part is unavailable. Although she did sleep on his contract, she's not here for Major Galore- at all. Self says it could've been all good had Mariahlynn just sign on the dotted line.

Cardi's face though...

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