I had a vasectomy.

No, you didn't.

Uh, I did, I did.

In fact, four years ago,I had a vasectomy.

I'm-- I'm alltied up down there.

There's--That's not true.

I would know if you hadhad a vasectomy.

Well, you wouldn't.

It's not somethingyou can feel, uh...

Yeah, you can,you (bleep) in me.

Okay, well...

What happens is there's thestuff that comes out.

I hate that stuff.

Okay.

All I know is thatwe've been sleeping together

and I'm pregnant, so--

You're not pregnant with my--

There's no wayyou are pregnant with my child.

It means you've been (bleep)somebody else.

Mm-hmm.

How many peopleare you sleeping with?

How many peopleare you sleeping with?

I'm not sleeping with anyone.

Well, why?

We had a talkabout exclusivity.

Yeah, we did.That's true.Oh, my God.

Okay, well, then I guess thisis a perfect opportunity 'cause

you want to adopt childrenand now you can raise

someone else's child.

Erin, are you out of your mind?

You think that I'm going to,like, raise a stranger's child

that you had sex with while wewere supposed to be exclusive?

That's ludicrous.He's not a stranger.

You've met him before.

He's the valet guyat that restaurant.

It's the Land Rover, right?

Be better if you went and got--Yeah, it's a Land Rover.

Just get the car.

Be right back.You know him?

No, do you?

You slept with the valet?

Well, that's rude.

He's just a person with a job.

In a car?No, in a house.

So the child that you're havingis the valet guy's child.

He has a name,his name is Ryan.

I am not gonna raiseRyan's child.

So you're not as goodof a person as you say you are.

Oh, my God.

Well, are you a good guyor are you not?

I'm a very good guy and I'm sucha good guy that I'm gonna leave

and not screamat a woman who has a child.

Good luck.

Oh, cute.What a dick.

Glad I'm not having his baby.

Listen, it's not what I wasexpecting, but the truth is,