Bad things usually happen in threes, but celebrity break-ups have been happening in droves lately. We're running out of tissues and pints of Chubby Hubby for all of them. But don't fret, our recently uncoupled friends. Wrap up your brokenhearted playlist ("Battlefield" by Jordin Sparks is totally on there three times, we know it) and freshen that face. Because your personal loss is someone's lucky gain. But please, be mindful with your rebound selection. After all, J.Lo is STILL with Casper Smart. Tread lightly.
The Voice judge and his wife Miranda Lambert announced July 20 they are divorcing after nine years of marriage. If country's cutest couple can't make it, maybe it's a sign we should all be single for life.
Kourtney and longtime bf Scott Disick called it quits in July. The exact reason isn't clear, but the Lord's partying has increased, and he was seen getting cozy with an ex-girlfriend over 4th of July weekend. Icky Scott. Doesn't he know you can't act single until you actually are single?
Yep, this is real. Ben and original sunshine goddess Jennifer Garner announced they were filing for divorce at the end of June. Does love even exist? Probs not.
Not only is she single, but she's ready to mingle with you on Tinder...and, you know, film it for an upcoming reality show, if that's your thing.
Miley and Patrick Schwarzenegger are dunzo, but she has stayed tight with ex Liam Hemsworth, leading some to believe they are back on.
Grande got to spend some time filming Scream Queens in New Orleans after she and Big Sean broke up, and that's a damn fine place to be single. Boys, beads, and beignets — who could ask for more?
He's had a rough couple weeks. Not only did he and Grande break up, but then he got protested at Princeton. He probably needs a hug. Ladies?
There is no greater uncuffing than a Chris Brown uncuffing. Go take your Iyanla motivation and be free, Karrueche.
Not only did he recently split from his wife, Jillian, but he also has a little extra time on his hands professionally these days. Double uncuffed. So if you've always wanted to take that lawnmower ride into the sunset with Dempsey, now's your chance.
Cooper and his MUCH younger lady Suki Waterhouse are finito. If you're into guys who are great with (fake) babies, this one's for you.
This of course means Waterhouse is free now, too — or is she? She's apparently been spotted with James Marsden. LUCKY.
This One Directioner broke up with his girlfriend Eleanor Calder AND bandmate Zayn Malik in the same month. How's that for uncuffing?
Moore and Ryan Adams split after six years of marriage. Since she was only 24 when they got married, she's probably ready for something new and fun. We hear Tinder is working out great for HilDuff, Mandy!
Pam just split from Rick Salomon after their second shot at marriage, so technically she's single, but we think it might be Tommy's turn again. Those two tend to alternate.
Hazel-E and Katt Williams
The Love & Hip Hop Hollywood star and the comedian confirmed that they called it quits in April. The femcee blew out the candles on her birthday cake and wished to find her soulmate. Line starts over here, people.
The Basketball Wives LA star split from her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys star Orlando Scandrick, after two years, citing "hectic lives" as putting a damper on their relationship.
Questionable inclusion: Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone
In light of Bag-gate, we won't give up on your love, Stonefield!
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