• Season 3, Ep 3 · Bonus

Who's The Better Poet – Natalie Or Darius?

Back at the house, Natalie and Darius take part in a poetry slam.

07/13/2016 · 2:09

>> ♪

♪ When I met you

♪ I saw everything

♪ I know you now ♪

>> DARIUS: So, anyway, while

I've got the time to talk

to you...

>> NATALIE: Yeah. Yeah.

>> Roses are red...

>> Aw...

>> ...Violets are true,

Natalie is gorgeous,

And so is blue, too.

>> Aw, Darius, you're so


>> So far, Natalie feels that

I'm being 100 with her.

But you gotta show her why

you're here.

I mean, what's your purpose?

I don't know what I'm trying

to say.

>> I'll do one about you.

>> All right, go ahead.

>> Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Darius is awesome,

and he makes costumes, too.

>> ALL: [hooting]

>> That was good.

That was good.

>> ALL: [applauding]

>> That was good.

That was on the spot and that

was good.

>> That was good.

Okay, I will try something else.

>> I feel like it's a battle

right now.

>> It's still going.

It's still going.

>> Roses are red,

Violets are green,

Natalie is pretty,

And her eyes are green and hazel

And they make me scream.

>> NATALIE: [laughing]

>> ALL: Ohhhh!

>> All right, I've gotta

top that.

Roses are red...

>> Okay.

>> ...Violets are true.

>> Mm-hm.

>> ...Darius is the man,

He makes me feel it too.

>> Aw...

>> ALL: [laughing]

>> Ohhhh! That was really good.

I liked that one.

What color is violet gonna

be this time?

>> ALL: [laughing]

>> I forgot what I said, but it

was something that I said to

her so that made me think that

I should say more stuff.

Roses are blue,

Violets are purple,

Natalie looks good,

And she...is...very...

You know, unique.

>> I win!

>> I think you probably won.

>> Yeah, purple's a tough one.

>> Purple, murple...

>> That's the reason they say

violets are blue

which they're not.

>> What rhymes with purple?

>> Nothing.

>> Uh, skurple.

It's not a word, but...

>> ALL: [laughing]

>> Gerbil.

>> I don't think anything.

>> Gerbil?

>> Nurple.

>> Yeah, purple nurple.

>> Nipple.

>> ALL: [laughing]