• Season 5, Ep 14 · Bonus

Jackie Lives In Her Own World

Jackie can turn almost any topic into a sexual conversation and it makes all of the ladies uncomfortable.

10/09/2016 · 1:47

[music playing]

Look!

Yes!

JACKIE: Hi!

Come here!

The accordion, I hadan accordion for years.

And I don't have it anymore.

You did not have one.

Yes, I did.

I had three accordions.

So you know how to play?

Yes, I can play thehell out of an accordion.

ANGEL LOVE: Why don'tyou go play one?

JACKIE: No.

Jackie lives in her own world.

JACKIE: These people live adifferent lifestyle out here.

They make love all day.

That's it.

They're not stressed out.

I like-- that's sexy.

You just wait for your orgasm.

Sorry.I'm sorry.

I'm tired of this[bleep] right now.

I'm sorry, Brandi.

What are you talkingabout, Jackie?

Jackie is weird.

She always goes sexualwith everything.

Like she-- I don't know.

You're going to hityour [bleep] prime,

and then you guys gonna know.

Watch, she gonna call mein about five, ten years

and be like, Jackie--

Can you imagine when he bitesyou how you would just explode?

Girl, what?

That's what life's all about.

Otherwise you just---That doesn't even sound sexy.

That's, like, painful.

He's sexy.

It's not like [moaning] No.

Because you don't know him.

He's mysterious.

Like, you don't knowwhat he looks like.

No, girl.

When he takes that cape off, buthe's all muscle-y and [bleep].

I'm telling you guys.

You don't know.

They don't know.

Is Dracula still-- Whatthe [bleep] is Dracula?

Is that even real?

Do you think he was ugly?

Yes.

SHAUNIE: Who arewe talking about?

You think Dracula was ugly?

No.

Them women would fallinto his spelling

and be like, come on, bite me,and just put they neck out.

He was fine.