• Season 3, Ep 5 · Bonus

Dating Naked Season 3 Episode 5: Naked Bloopers

With Natalie's unique sense of humor and Ashley's obsession with balls, check out some hilarious outtakes from Dating Naked Season 3 Episode 5!

07/27/2016 · 3:14

>> ♪

♪ When I met you

♪ I saw everything

♪ I know you now ♪

>> I think my jokes are frickin'

hilarious and nobody--

>> Nobody get them, right?

Now why is that?

>> What did the five fingers

say to the face?

Slap!

Wanna know my pick-up line?

>> Let me hear it.

>> All right.

If you're a pirate, would you

rather have the parrot on this

shoulder or this shoulder?

>> Oh, okay.

I don't know what it is,

but she thinks it's funny, so,

I guess that's good.

>> This is French, but...

have fun in your ménage à trois.

>> SARAH: [laughing]

>> That was English.

>> ALL: [laughing]

>> There was one word in French.

>> NATALIE: Oh, my God, oh,

my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

I am so glad that the sharks

didn't eat his penis.

Can you imagine?

I'd have been screwed.

I'm just kidding.

[laughing]

You weren't supposed to look him

in the eye, they're like don't

look him in the eye, and I was

like...mm, get away.

>> One more time.

What was that?

>> NATALIE: [laughs]

>> Just one more time.

>> Save the eye and I'll

[bleep] you.

>> ALL: [laughing]

>> I thought that'd be funny.

[whispering]

I think it's funny.

>> You've gotta be ready.

You've gotta buckle up.

Everybody should go, though.

Louisiana is a lot of fun.

If you've never been,

you should go.

>> Actually, I've been once.

>> What part?

>> When I was like 15.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Uh, St...what?

Not St. Louis.

Where am I right now?

Finding love is horribly hard.

I don't even know where

we're at.

>> This is this Great Salt

Lake, um...

>> Oh, so, this...

Is this in Maine?

Oh, my God, I don't know what's

going on any more.

Well, every flower I've tried

to pull since I've gotten here

has been fake.

>> That one's fake [bleep] too.

>> You thought that was real?

>> And you've got a fake one--

>> He told me it was.

>> We convinced her that the TV

in our room was live feed

of the pool outside.

[laughing]

>> I'm getting ready to go

into the house with like six

balls.

Wow, that's a lot of balls.

Balls everywhere.

Meh.

I think balls are gross.

>> Twelve.

>> Holy [bleep].

>> It's crazy.

>> A lotta balls, right, Ashley?

>> That's a lot of balls.

>> When she started talking

about penises, I know hammy

time's over.

>> You should say what I say

about yours.

[laughing]

Kidding!

[laughing]

>> It's gonna be cold.

>> You look like an Oompa

Loompa.

>> I feel like an avatar.

>> I feel like Beyoncé,

except it's like reverse wind.

Wind! Calm down.

>> What is this tattoo here?

What is this?

>> It's really meaningful.

I decided to get "To infinity

and above" tattooed on me

because I've always liked

the quote and what it means

to me.

>> Okay, "To infinity

and beyond."

>> Oh, "To infinity and beyond."

I didn't even get it right.

Oh, my God...

See, that's why I shouldn't

have it.

>> [spitting, blowing bubbles]

>> Oh.

>> I had some water in my mouth.

It wasn't 'cause of that.

>> [laughs] Lovely.

Uh, did I do something?

>> Yeah, let's dance.

[laughing]

>> Oh.

>> Night-night!

>> ALL: [laughing]